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GigaBear

Age/Gender: n/a, Female
Location: Yellowstone
Job: Furry Tractor

I am GigaBear! None shall escape my furry wrath! I'm on Newgrounds looking to find a similarly bearesque partner for friendship and maybe more ;)

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GigaBear

Hi all you sexy bears out there!

Posted by GigaBear Jul. 1, 2009 @ 4:24 PM EDT

GigaBear is looking for a hunky bear-friend. Know anyone who fits the bill?

"If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too. If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, but cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that. If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that. If you're a bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling. He expects that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, I wanna be a bear. "

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